Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Hello, Dalai!

Wow.  I think I'm actually going to miss this guy.  This is priceless.

http://www.slate.com/id/2176015/

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Max Maclaren

Today, a delicious selection sliced from the cerebrum of Max.

Supposedly the only parasite that actually replaces a host organ.  I'm not too sure... I've seen men with similar problems to this fish.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Seanbateman/Tonguereplacementisopod.jpg

We need a myth-busters episode on this:
http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

And my personal favorite:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1399/1360008869_4b242b50be.jpg

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Origin of Myth

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way.
  - Bertrand Russell

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Cats & Dogs


Excerpts from a Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!





Excerpts from a Cat's Diary


Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However,they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

Monday, July 9, 2007

MSNBC Calls for Bush Resignation!

Keith Olbermann has given our nation a rousing and poignant accusation against George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. 

Truly inspirational.

http://video.msn.com/v/us/fv/msnbc/fv.htm??g=8dd25465-1b2b-49e5-81ff-003005828d82&f=00&fg=email



Thank's to Eve for digging this up!

Monday, July 2, 2007

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

African Booze Tree!

Enough said.



Thanks Eve!

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Liberty 101

I truly think we have to start sketching out some educational priorities for this country if we're going to survive. Let's start with the foundation of our constitution perhaps?

I like this little flash demo. Minimal and to the point, as any efficient system should be.

Introduction to Liberty